Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer)

Posted 4 days ago

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

Posted 4 days ago
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

Posted 4 days ago

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 4 days ago

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

Posted 4 days ago

boys-and-suicide:

I thought this was necessary to do.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

karmarsi:

the-hedgehog-whisperer:

You want to see something punny ??

Posted 4 days ago
sweet-bitsy:

almosthumanafterall:

idiot89:

WHY AM I ONLY JUST SEEING THIS PICTURE DID THEY MAKE DAFT PUNK GO THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR I AM HAVING BREATHING DIFFICULTIES HOLY ASS
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT 

"But…I AM metal…"

I AM MADE OF METAL

sweet-bitsy:

almosthumanafterall:

idiot89:

WHY AM I ONLY JUST SEEING THIS PICTURE DID THEY MAKE DAFT PUNK GO THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR I AM HAVING BREATHING DIFFICULTIES HOLY ASS

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT 

"But…I AM metal…"

I AM MADE OF METAL